Let the ball start rolling.....

The name is Jan Ryan, of course Ryan isn't my surname but I like to keep it that way. My favorite color is coded hexadecimal #0060ff. I love hanging out with my friends and going to different places. I have a long patience on stupid persons and short patience on anything that involves breaking the rules of time. I would like my first post to be an introduction of myself and my interest because...... nothing.

I just want it.


            Ever since I was a child, I am very impulsive and clumsy kind of guy that wherever I go, trouble follows me. Oyeah! You read it right. Prepare for trouble and make it double! Whether crossing the street at the most dangerous time, fell at a bunch of roses knowing that it has also a bunch of thorns and having a broken bone because of my stupidity shit. Name it and maybe I will add it into my list. My father used to call me "daredevil" because I do such things just like a routine. Oh well, what can I say, I'm born this way. But I beg to differ, in fact I am just enjoying every second of my life: seizing the moment and trusting tomorrow as little as it may! You know, just like when you want to make poo-poo, when your "throne" is calling you, when you want to release that shit that is craving inside you to come out and at the spur of a moment you suddenly saw a lavatory, rushed in and release that hard feelings of yours. SUCCESS! Add to that feeling when the splash of the water hits that hole. DAMN! Kilig to the bones! You see what I'm talking now? The simple pleasures of life.


            Growing up made me an avid fan of the NBA. Since the beginning of my consciousness about the game, it has always bee Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers as my favorite player and favorite team. By the way, this point of the season, they are on a tear! Let the hunt for the sixth title begin! I don't know why I effin find the NBA very interesting: running up and down the floor, quarreling with the effin officials and trash talking to each other. But what the ef, I fint that kind of crap interesting. Just watch it to find out.

            I've always been an avid fan of Johnny Depp. Damn! Very very good actor indeed. Bold. Oozing with charm. Animalistic Magnetism. Free-flowing sex appeal. FUCK! Where the ef did that came from? Super Gay! My favorite movies of his would be Sweeney Todd: "How about a shave?" and Public Enemies: "Bye-Bye Black Bird". Moving on. My favorite female celebrity would be Anne Hathaway. She does things with poise and grace. Poignant eyes, luscious lips and sweet, adorable skin. Mmmmm! Sensation! Have you seen her role on Love and Other Drugs and The Brokeback Mountains? Sweet Jesus! For the Love of God! Hot, hot, hot.... puppies. Locally, my favorite TV personality would be DJ Mo Twister. I just love the way He criticize(you humungous bunghole!) on things. And He musters many genuine ideas where the juice is worth the squeeze.

            Money makes the world a playground for the clever and a pursuit for the fool. Besides the primary fact that I want to enter the business world, that has become one of the things that drives me to take the course the course that I am currently taking now. I am currently taking up Marketing Management and I can say that it's an advantage to have a lot of stupendous and genuine ideas and humorous imagination to stay the shit in the business. WAIT. SOMETHING STRUCK MY MIND. If I am not in the field of business, where would I be?


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I think I want to become a renowned Director. The likes of James Cameron, Director of Titanic: "I am the King of the World!" and Guido Contini (NINE), Director of Italia. F*CK! Have you seen that movie, nine? Kate Hudson is efffin HOT! Someday I want to direct the grandest productions: Cinematic Lights, Famous Actors and Actresses and Exotic Locations. BOOM! The whole nine yards baby boy!


Bottomline is that I am a very enthusiastic person who, more or less, finds his happiness on the people around him. In life, genuine happiness can be found in a splendid, fantastic, genuine, first class, top-of-the-mind orgasm. No matter how much money you have, how famous you are or how hot your girl is, we all just want to have our own joie de vivre, pleasure, vice or in simplest term, hot sex.  The saying "Our grades don't necessarily tell us who we are. Sometimes, they tell us what kind of teachers we have" (Curit, 2011) means to me that in life, its just a matter of perspective on how you deal with things in order to be happy. I don't need to explain, you will know more if you stick around. This is me and welcome to my life!